What I’m reading… J K Rowling’s The Casual Vacancy

If this book had been written by anyone else, I probably would never have read it.  The sickly red and yellow cover was a turn off for starters as was the boring mundane blurb on the back cover.  But I have read it and if I had to describe The Casual Vacancy in four words they would be, dreadfully, dull, misery personified.  This is not meant to be an in-depth review as such, just my initial reaction to what I’ve read.

J K Rowling’s first adult novel is set in the fictional West Country village of Pagford and starts with the death of Barry Fairbrother, who had he lived, would have  most likely been the only decent character in the whole book.  Barry’s death leaves a free seat on the Parish Council.  Whoever takes that seat will have a defining role in the future of the rehabilitation clinic.   We find ourselves in a village at war.

Having read the Potter books, I was hoping for that wonderful Rowling magic in a more adult style.  What I got was Rowling’s unsentimental vitriol on how rotten the human race is.  There is no warmth or charm to the characters, all are either disgustingly horrible, suicidal or dead.

There are occasions where Rowling’s sparkling wit and ability to weave plot and sub-plot lifted my hopes but in general Pagford is populated by unpleasant characters; curtain twitchers writhing in their pits of snobbery, racism and antagonism.

Rowling is both cynical and unkind in her description of her characters.  Everyone hates everyone else, nobody loves anybody.  The list of misery seems endless and harrowing; neglected, abused children covered in dog shit and crawling on broken bones. Teenagers watching pornography, which is described in unnecessary detail.  Ridiculous overuse of the F*** word, (I can only assume this was JK’s way of creating as much distance from Harry Potter as possible, incidentally, she succeeded),  self-harm, rape, heroine addicted parents, a dead child…enough already!

And the ending?  Bleak and without hope.

If you can stand reading about cruelty and despair then this one is for you, personally, I found it dreadfully dull.

Autism… Accept difference, not indifference.

Something really nice happened to me yesterday and I wanted to share it.

When I’m not click-clacking away on the keyboard, I work part-time escorting disabled children to school.  We have two and we take each of them separately to different schools.  It’s a job I enjoy most of the time, although there are days that can be quite challenging and in fairness, that’s not always down to the children.  My driver, June, is a lady of advanced years and questionable driving ability.  It has completely escaped her notice that speed humps are there to slow you down and the slipway onto the motorway is NOT a place to slow down while you wait for a chance to join the traffic!  June talks incessantly and IS ALWAYS RIGHT.  However, she does have one redeeming quality in that once she is in full flow, she rarely requires any more than the odd monosyllabic grunt from yours truly.

Of the two children we escort to school, Emily is the most challenging.  She is fifteen-years-old and autistic.  Emily chooses not to communicate or interact with me in any way unless she is upset about something, then she can be quite vocal and at times she can lash out unexpectedly.  As you can imagine, this makes me uncomfortable and as the ride to and from school takes about forty minutes, sometimes I feel as thought I have quite literally gone through a wringer.  After a particularly difficult period last week I had just about made up my mind to ask to be transferred to another vehicle, when out of the blue Emily started smiling at me.  Great big smiles that lit up her face.  I have often smiled at her but this was the first time in the year since I have been escorting her, that she had reciprocated.  It made my heart melt.

I have no idea what has brought about this change in her but this week she has even started stroking my hand, commentating on my nail polish and reading my name on my identity badge.  These are small things but in the context of how Emily usually behaves, this is an enormous leap forward.  But what I really wanted to share was something that happened as I handed her over to her teacher yesterday.  I was walking away when Emily stopped me,  she started to stroke my hair and face, then she looked at me and clearly said “Emily loves Jane Taylor”.  I was stunned and elated.  I have no idea why Emily has decided she likes me but I am grateful for it.  Quite honestly, this one incident has made up for all the difficulties of the past year.  I felt very emotional as I returned to the car.

I shall take each day as it comes, no doubt there will be good and bad ones in the future, but for a very brief moment I was privileged to have a small insight into the mind of a young autistic girl and I feel blessed.

I have changed the names of the people I refer to in this post.

A really useful post from Gary Smailes (Bubblecow)

This is an interesting post from the Bubblecow website by Gary Smailes, for everyone wishing to go along the traditional route to publishing…

 

How to Approach a Literary Agent (Written by a real life AP Watt Agent

In this article AP Watt Agent Juliet Pickering outlines the best way to approach an agent with your book. She explains the role of an agent, what they are looking for and throws in a few insider secrets that will increase the chances of your book being accepted.

The Role of an Agent

Juliet Pickering A P WattI spend much of my time reading and eating and talking about cake, which makes me no different from lots of other people in the publishing industry. But the reading bit is usually done outside of the hours of 9-5, when I am usually to be found at my desk at A P Watt, eagerly looking for new writers and helping my authors find their way in the big, confusing world of publishing. Before I worked here I fondly imagined the life of an agent was a reasonably idle one, with feet propped on a desk as we read through sheaves of pages, sipping occasionally from a never-empty coffee mug. HOW WRONG I WAS. In truth there is a lot of admin and paperwork of a more tedious kind, but the thrilling moments when you receive offers for the books that you have worked so hard on are worth all the battles over contracts and chasing for five pence worth of VAT on royalties etc.

A literary agent is the middle man between author and publisher. We are an author’s advocate and a publisher’s filter. It is our job to know the editors out there and what they’re looking for, so that we can excitedly place your book in their hands and know that there is something of interest for them in it. I keep up with editors who work in the genres that I have a professional interest in, and learn what they are publishing and looking out for; they keep in touch with us so that they might be included in our submissions when something that we both might love comes along. There are lunches, yes (although not as many as there used to be, sadly), and tea and cake, but we are all most concerned with finding an incredible book to publish. The One. And editors are as subjective as agents, but hopefully we all have a good idea of what people want to read.

My authors are many things to me: clients, friends, geniuses, patients (!); people to admire and to enjoy. There is no one relationship to aspire to between an author and an agent, I don’t think: each relationship is unique and as long as we’re both happy then, well, we’re both happy… Communication is vital, as are mutual trust and respect. Know what you’re looking for in an agent, and don’t be afraid to be open about that when you first meet. And if you’re not sure what you’re looking for then don’t be afraid to be open about that too – the world of agenting was completely unknown to me before a friend got a literary agent and I was introduced to her; I don’t expect anyone else to know exactly why we are here and am happy to explain.

Our first task as agents – once we’ve signed you up (info on which will follow) – is to work with you to get your book or proposal into the best possible shape it can be before it goes to an editor. This might involve some editing – light or extensive – but which we will carry out with an eye on making the book into the most appealing prospect for the publisher. Sometimes this is done by strengthening plot or characters, or it could be growing a non-fiction chapter plan or working on sample chapters; sometimes all it takes is a few simple tweaks to your existing material. Not every agent gets heavily involved in a pre-submission editing process, but I love this part of working with my authors and it’s in both our interests to make your work irresistible. So in the first instance, an agent is there not only to facilitate access to a publisher, but to make your book as great as it can be before an editor’s eyes are on it.

Once we have an offer for your book, we’re there to ensure that you get the best terms possible. Luckily for me, working for an established agency such as A P Watt means I can make use of boilerplate agreements with all of the mainstream publishers, and many smaller ones too. This ensures that our authors get some of the highest royalty rates across the industry, and that we will keep up with developments in publishing – such as e-books and multimedia – and make sure that you consistently get the most favourable terms, even as the nature of publishing develops and changes. We will also fight for a worthwhile advance (of course!) and, where possible, separate your rights so that our brilliant foreign rights or media departments (at APW) can take your book overseas or to film/TV/radio production companies, and we can get it sold in as many languages and into as many mediums as possible. In the age of the shrinking advance all income is welcome, and there’s nothing like the pleasure of seeing an American or foreign language edition and knowing that Czech/Spanish/Vietnamese readers are enjoying your book in their very different parts of the world.

When a deal has been agreed and a contract signed, the agent steps back a little and lets the author and the editor get on with it. We’re there to help if you need us, but we’re mostly keeping an eye on things as you get on with writing/redrafting your book, seeing your proposed cover, and discussing the publisher’s marketing and publicity plans. We retain our role as the middle man. My colleagues will do their best to take your book to foreign publishers (usually when it is at the final draft) and to any appropriate media companies too. We keep beavering away with your book here, but more quietly as your primary relationship is with your editor/s.

After all this, we’re here to help and support you in any way we can, throughout your writing career. I’m always very excited by a new novel or book idea coming into my inbox from one of my clients, and I mostly take on writers that I believe have long term potential, especially where fiction is concerned. I want you to have a long and very healthy career as an author, and will do anything I can to make this happen. Agents should be a sounding-board for any new ideas you want to throw at them, and knowledgeable about what’s happening in the market so that they can bring that knowledge to your idea, where possible. Hopefully we can bring lots of opportunities your way that you may not have found on your own, and make sure that you and your book get the most from those opportunities.

At the very least, I’ll take you for tea and cake.

How To Approach Us

We are not monsters. Honestly. We take no pleasure in turning down your work, and we don’t lie when we say it is not for us. We’re not denying you feedback on your submissions because we are ‘cold-hearted rejection machines’ (as one writer memorably called a colleague), we simply don’t have the time to give you any feedback because we are busily emailing, reading and giving feedback to the authors on our client list. Every single day I think about how much time and effort writers have put into their books, and I appreciate it. I get submissions from writers who have never shown anyone their book – a book that they may have taken twenty years to write, and who feel hugely vulnerable showing that book to me. It is a privilege to read a writer’s work, and I try to never forget that. And yes, sometimes some of our submissions are just plain mad or baffling, but that doesn’t mean I underestimate the effort that went into them.

What I can’t stress enough, is the importance of doing your research before approaching an agent. The painful truth is this: every agent wants something slightly different from a submission package. The best way of finding out what this is is to go to agency websites and look at their submission guidelines (or check The Writers’ and Artists’ Handbook). Then look at the agent profiles and choose which would be most suited to you/your book. Little tip/pet peeve here: if you’ve written a children’s book, don’t send it to an agent who has no children’s books on their list, or no visible interest in children’s books. There are many, many agents out there with many, many interests: you’re sure to find someone/several agents who suit you and your work.

For me, the perfect query letter consists of three parts. (Hopefully this would also serve you well with most other agents too but, as I said, look at their individual agency submission guidelines). At A P Watt we ask that writers send us a query letter and full synopsis. The query letter should be addressed to the agent you wish to read it (whom you have carefully selected after your impeccable research). Start your letter with a few lines about why you have approached us, both to show you have done your research and to flatter our enormous egos. Then should come a blurb about your book. For me, the ideal length of this is one paragraph – I’m thinking the kind of blurb that you would find on the back of a book jacket. Don’t worry about how brief this is, as you get a chance to expand in your full synopsis. Lastly (thirdly), should be a paragraph about you: a writer-ly bio. Include what’s relevant here. What might be relevant is that you have done a Creative Writing MA or had your work published in a magazine; what is not relevant is the name of your cat or that your beloved wife of twelve years thinks your book is better than anything Stephen King has ever written.

Don’t try to be funny, quirky or unusual. Always be polite. When it comes down to it, your query letter is our first introduction to you, as a writer, and we are looking for hints that you might be a very exciting prospect. Jazzing up your letter with photos, wisecracks or alternative fonts (Times New Roman is the font of choice) does not do you any favours. Especially Comic Sans – that does you no favours at all.

A ‘full synopsis’ should be a full outline of your plot/narrative. For me, this doesn’t need to be longer than one (or, at a push, two) double-spaced page/s or approximately 250/350 words. Again, different agents ask for different things when it comes to a synopsis (sorry), but it’s likely you’ll be asked to provide a couple of synopses of different lengths further down the road to publication anyway, so consider it good practice. Include the ending of the book, even if this gives away something enormous; it’s ok to tell us the whole story, because we want to know the ending at this stage. You don’t need to introduce every single character, just those most important to the development of your story. And for non-fiction it’s roughly the same rule for a synopsis – give us the most vital bones of your narrative, and we will flesh them out with the reading if we are intrigued. A synopsis of more than two pages is a turn-off for me, because it hints at a lack of editing skills. And really, you should be able to pitch your book quickly and succinctly, just as we will have to do when we talk about it to editors. Indeed, when editors pitch books to retailers, they often have to do it in just a sentence or two. Maybe it’s helpful to think about exactly what your pitch might be if you had to do this. You never know when you might bump into an agent in a jacuzzi… (I met an author in a jacuzzi a couple of months ago. Nowhere is safe!). I’d always recommend reading other synopses if you are struggling with your own. What have publishers and authors chosen to highlight on book jackets, websites and Twitter? How are they pitching their books to potential readers?

When we reject a submission, it is for one reason: we are not the right person to represent you. We have looked at your synopsis and not seen the ‘X factor’ in it, or we have not felt drawn to your work in the way that we would wish to be in order to take your submission further. Often I know immediately upon reading the submission letter whether it’s a ‘yes or a no’; often I put emails or letters aside to look at later and re-read or ask for more material. Most often I will think that a submission is not for me. But that is because I am one person with my own tastes in an industry filled with many people with many tastes, and I am looking for a book that resonates for me personally. If I haven’t replied to a submission after a couple of months have passed – which I always aspire to do – it is not because I am cold-hearted or uncaring, but because I simply haven’t had the time to get through my submissions pile. At the moment, I know that my reading pile goes back further than two months, and every day it glares at me accusingly and I try to make time for it. One day…

Feel free to submit to a number of agents at once, and nothing gets your submission to the top of our reading pile faster than serious interest from another agent, so tell us if this occurs. Chasing us for a response to your submission with a simple, polite email after a couple of months is fine. Repeatedly ringing and haranguing my lovely colleague who works on reception, is not. (Anyone who’s rude is rejected outright, and there are some breathtakingly rude people out there sometimes!) As a general rule, if you haven’t heard anything from an agent after two months, don’t hold out for a positive response but continue to submit to others. And usually submitting to one agent per agency is enough; we’ll pass your submission on to a colleague if it’s great, but better suited to a colleague.

If we are excited by your submission, then we’ll get in touch and take it from there…

Ultimately, I would hope that the conversation between agents and authors is always an open and honest one, right from the outset, and that we’re approachable and accessible. All we really want is to find books that we love and we’re proud to take to editors, and that we can then see released into the world, ready to whip up a frenzy of excitement and appreciation from millions of readers. And I hope we would always be working together – author, agent and editor – on achieving this.

Founded in 1875, A P Watt is the longest-established literary agency in the world. It is also one of the most dynamic and successful.

The literary estates this agency represents include those of some of the foremost British and Irish writers of the 20th Century. Its current authors include leading novelists, biographers, historians, and specialist writers pre-eminent in their field. The agency also represents some outstanding children’s authors and illustrators, and, in its film and television department, a select number of screenwriters and directors.

A P Watt’s clients include a Nobel Prize winner, four Booker Prize winners, three Orange Prize winners, several Whitbread and Costa Prize winners, and the first Children’s Laureate. Their writers have created many bestselling books, long-running television series and hit films.


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Another great 5***** review!

I am utterly grateful every time someone I have never met, takes the time to read my novel Fandango in the Apse! and then leave a review.  The latest (below) is from Jody Kessler…  Thank you, Jody!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and heartfelt! A GREAT READ! September 9, 2012
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Some books you just can’t put down and this is one of them! Fandango in the Apse! is told from the main character, Katie Roberts, POV, and she is absolutely hilarious! Her straightforward, cut-to-the-chase attitude kept me happily turning pages as fast as I could to see what self-sabotaging behavior she was up to next. I was even sharing Katie’s outrageous plight with my husband. But all is not rosey in Katie’s world as you learn about her disfunctional childhood with a rigid and cold Catholic mother that hates her guts. Then we watch as Katie delves into a loveless marriage that finally ends with a shocker. (I won’t give away the spoiler.) Throughout the novel I couldn’t help but keep hoping Katie would get her life together and find someone to love that actually loves her back, and then she finally does just that. I highly recommend this book and look forward to reading anything by this author!
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My novel

 Fandango in the Apse!

is available by clicking the links below

and


http://www.amazon.com/Jane-Taylor/e/B008O1TA6W

What I’m Reading… The Bridge of Deaths

OK, I admit it, I’ve been slacking of late.  It’s been a while since I last posted but I have a really good excuse.  For the past fortnight I’ve been unable to put pen to paper, so to speak and I blame my middle daughter, Jenna, for this.  She and her lovely husband, James presented us with a brand new and totally adorable granddaughter, Freya, Louise.  This has resulted in my brain only functioning with regard to all things baby.

However, the break from writing had other benefits – it gave me time to read a wonderful book by M.C.V. Egan, The Bridge of Deaths.  I bought this book after the author had posted a reply to a post on this blog.  I always check out the work of people who leave me comments and although this book wouldn’t have been something I would normally read, I was intrigued enough by the description to purchase it.

I was hooked from the first chapter. The novel is an ingenious mixture of fact and fiction, woven together almost seamlessly. The Bridge of Deaths is the tale of a real plane crash on 15th August 1939, just prior to the outbreak of World War II.  Of the three main characters, Catalina, Bill and Maggie, Catalina’s journey is what ties everything together.  Her quest is to find the truth behind the mysterious death of her grandfather.

The story is edge of the seat stuff and the characters are truly engaging, making this novel a real page turner.  It has just about everything; past life regression, romance, intrigue, love that surpasses time, mystery and historical fact.  It is beautifully written and the reader can’t help but be impressed by Egan’s attention to detail.  It is quite obviously a labour of love on her part.

This book is a keeper on my bookshelf.

What I’m reading… Fifty Shades of Monotony

Well, I’ve finally done it.  I’ve completed the Fifty Shades Trilogy.  It’s taken a while because I actually had to force myself to read book three.  Anyone who has read my previous posts on this 40 million selling phenomenon, will know I wasn’t completely enamoured with the first two.  Although I do concede they are a tad addictive.

So what are my thoughts on Fifty Shades Freed?

My overriding reaction is disappointment.  Yet again, E L James has produced a book padded to excess with so much repetitive verbiage, it’s bordering on the ridiculous.  No plot of note, no plot twists for the previous reason,  just page after page of the same monotonous descriptions and conversations.

I had hoped she would expand the characters in this book, as is normally the case in a trilogy, but they remained static throughout.  As with the prevous two books there are a few loose ends.  I mean, does anyone know what actually happened between Ethan and Mia?  I’ll enlighten you shall I?  They were left hanging, not a dicky on how their relationship progressed.

I’m irritated with myself for reading this book, especially as I knew in advance that I was going to be drip fed badly written, continous and unrealistic amounts and accounts of entirely predictable sex, interspersed with the minutest peppering of plot.  But there you go, I not only read it but I actually bought it  (I borrowed the previous two), with hard earned cash!  Worse still, I have absolutely no doubt I will also pay more money to watch the film… aargh!

However, these are just my thoughts and it has to be said that E. L. James has millions of satisfied readers.  Not only that, she has also achieved what most writers (myself included), can only dream about – global success.  She has outsold JK Rowling’s, Harry Potter series and for all I know, she may have single-handedly rejuvinated many a failing relationship, not to mention condom, whip and  dildo sales.  So… hats off to her, if I had a glass of something in my hand, I would raise it.

My novel

 Fandango in the Apse!

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Peace Blitz Blog Hop… my contribution.

A couple of weeks ago I was asked by M.C.V. Egan (Catalina to her friends), author of the wonderful book The Bridge of Deaths, (a work that took her around the world and twenty years of research to produce), to contribute to this event, THE PEACE BLITZ BLOG HOP.  I thought long and hard about what my contribution should be, then I realised this is the perfect opportunity to speak about a specific happening that tainted my childhood.  So my post is less about peace and more about the aftermath of terrorism.

I lived with my grandparents in small village ten miles outside Dublin, Southern Ireland.  It was a mainly a peaceful place to live, set as it was beside the sea, and only marred by the backdrop of constant bulletins of the violent  ”Troubles” as they were known in Ireland, in the media.  As a child, although I was aware of “The Troubles”, they didn’t have any real effect on me, no more so, than the famine in Biafra, or America pulling out of Vietnam.  It was happening somewhere else, so I didn’t need to worry about it.

That was until this happened:

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On 17th May 1974, without warning four bombs were detonated in Dublin and Monaghan, resulting in the greatest loss of life in a single day of the 30-year conflict known as “The Troubles”. I remember that day vividly.  It was around 5.30 in the evening, rush hour in the capital, but we were safely in our home getting ready to sit down for tea.  Although we were ten miles away the noise was unmistakable.  The windows rattled, pictures hung at odd angles and plates fell from the dresser.  Both my grandparents stood in the middle of the room in suspended animation. My grandfather looked at my grandmother and whispered, ‘That was a bomb.’  I sat staring at them, with real fear in my heart for the first time in my fourteen year life.  What I had seen on the television seemed so far away, now it was so close I could hear it.

Neighbours started arriving as news spread that our television ariel was the only one on the road not affected by the blast.  People that had never been in our house before were gathered round the TV watching events unfold.  As I made copious amounts of tea, I listened to their hushed, shocked voices.  A few were crying as news of the amount of casualties escalated.  In the following days it was announced that 33 civilians, 34 if you count an unborn baby, were killed and over 300 more injured.

The effect of  this incident was immediate.  Suddenly I was in a world where fear was a tangible entity and for a long while, omnipresent.  Walking along the Dublin streets, it was impossible to feel safe. Huge metal slabs covering the bomb craters banged against the tarmac as vehicles rode over them. Buildings, boarded up to hide the scars of terrorism, all a reminder if one was needed, of the horrific tragedy that had unfolded that fateful day.

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At the time no organisation claimed responsibility bombings, but blame initially fell on the Irish Republican Army (IRA).  It would take until 1993 for the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) to claim responsibility with these words:

The entire operation from its conception to its successful conclusion, was planned  and carried out by our volunteers aided by no outside bodies.” 

I find that a shocking admission, not just the words but also in the coldness of their delivery.

Footnote:

Just a brief note to put this atrocity into perspective.  Although The Troubles in Northern Ireland were in their zenith during the 1960′s and ’70′s the root cause goes much further back in history.

In the briefest of summaries let me explain – The Ulster Plantation was the organised colonisation of Ulster ( a province of Ireland) in 1609, by private and wealthy English and Scottish landowners, in an effort to quell the Irish resistance to English control of the previous century.  This was then officially taken over in 1609, by King James 1 of England and Scotland.  All land owned by Irish chieftains was confiscated and used to settle the colonists.  These colonists were required to speak English and be loyal to both the King and the protestant faith.  It caused untold hardship for the now, dispossessed Irish catholics.  The legacy of this colonisation has travelled down through the centuries and has culminated in the recent “Troubles”, experienced in our lifetimes.

My Conclusion;

I am an Irish catholic by birthright but I’m an English citizen by choice.  In my family alone, we have members who are catholic, protestant, two buddhist’s and a muslim, with the odd atheist thrown in for good measure.  We live in harmony by respecting each other’s beliefs.  My wish is that this could be replicated the world over.  No person has ever had the right to subjugate another, either by coveting their land, imposing their faith, objecting to their race or committing acts of terrorism.

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As a celebration of the Peace Blitz

Fandango in the Apse! will be free  on August 15th only

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Yvonne Mikell

First ever American review!

I know this will be old hat to those of you who have written numerous books and had lots of reviews, but cast your mind back to the first international review you received.  Remember how you felt?

I was thrilled to find this one on my Amazon.com page ( pasted below) this morning, it’s my first American review.  Bless you Brenda Schmitt, whoever you are!

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4.0 out of 5 stars Fantastic Debut! August 9, 2012
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“Fandango in the Apse” was an absolute pleasure to read. The story is told in a casual and very comfortable first person POV. You never feel like you’re reading an author’s creation. From the very beginning I was sold that a real person named Katie Roberts was telling me her story. The style is effortless and Katie is so very human.
The book is not linear insomuch as Katie tends to meander in her topic choices. Just as real people start to tell a story and get sidetracked by a thought or a memory, Katie does her best to explain how she arrived at the current point in her life. Her story is heartbreakingly sad at times and yet there’s an underlying humor to how she relates the facts. She doesn’t sugarcoat them and even if she tried, she’d call herself out on her subterfuge and come clean.
Katie is the product of a mother unwilling and unable to give affection. The emotional cruelty suffered by Katie at a young age is the backbone of her story and shapes who she is. The fortuitous meeting of classmate Alison saves Katie from a completely loveless childhood. It is Alison and her family who show Katie her first shreds of affection. Katie doesn’t dwell on that early stage of her life or even ask for pity. She tells it in a very matter of fact way so you’ll know the whole story.
The rest of the story is best heard directly from Katie’s lips. It’s her story and she tells it best. She tells it honestly and with self deprecating humor. Brava to Jane Taylor for breathing life into this flawed and wonderful character.
Based on my own personal reading preferences, I rate this book 4.5 stars. I would consider it more Chick Lit than Romance. Give this one a chance. I think you’ll like it!

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By janetaylor5

This is interesting…

I came across this piece of interesting information from Gary Smailes at info@bubblecow.co.uk  I think I might have a go.

I spent last weekend at two-day event in Liverpool.

‘So what?’ I hear you shout.

Good question.

The event saw me acting as a business mentor for a group of young lads and lasses who were trying to turn their business ideas into reality.

‘So what?’ I hear you shout (again).

Give me a chance!

Over the two days we discussed many topics, but one topic that came up repeatedly was that of time management.

It seems that getting the ‘right’ stuff done is a universal problem (even for writers).

Me being me, the question stuck and by the time I was home on Sunday night I had this newsletter already drafted in my brain.

So let’s get to the point, here’s the gold dust…

We’re all busy.

However, if you’re going to get that book written then you need a way to cut through all the fluff and focus on the tasks that really matter.

Now, though techniques like Get Things Done and Inbox Zero will help (in you are interesting in finding out more, drop me an email) we all need something that we can implement now and see results.

That’s where the Power of Three comes into play.

The theory behind freeing up more time is pretty simple. It comes down to only doing the things that will get you to your next goal.

Look, we all have stuff we MUST do each day. After all, those pesky kids will not pick themselves up from school.

The reality is that a good proportion of your day is not yours to control.

This said, you will have at least a couple of hours each day that are yours to do what you will.

Everyone has some time somewhere that they’re using to do stuff that they don’t have to do.

It is this ‘free’ time that you are going to unleash.

By being aware of this time and choosing to the do the correct stuff, you will soon find that book written and ready to go.

The technique is simple.

Identify the periods of time that you are free to use as you see fit.

Use this time to move towards your goals.

A good technique for identifying your ‘free’ time is to spend a day writing down everything you do for that day, and I mean everything.

This is a scary and liberating process.

Once you have this list, go though each item and underline the stuff that you HAVE to do. This is stuff that if you don’t do bad things start to happen.

It is your essential stuff, but once you have this out of the way the rest of the time is yours to do as you see fit.

You are currently filling this time with random, unfocussed stuff. You need to take control and start driving your life.

So…

The second step to the process is starting up a system that allows you to work out what you SHOULD be doing in your ‘free’ time.

The only way you can do this is by setting yourself some goals.

This is where the Power of Three comes in handy.

Right, grab a scrap of paper.

I’ll wait.

Okay?

Right, now write down the following:

Three things you want to get done this month.

Be realistic. It is important that these are achievable goals. It is also ESSENTIAL that these goals move you towards your bigger life goals.

For example:

Write the first two chapters of my new novel.

Read Stephen King’s On Writing.

Become more active on Twitter.

Think long and hard about these goals. Remember, it’s essential that they are doable. Don’t set yourself up for failure, be realistic.

Now, the next step is to write out three things you want to do this week…

Again, make them doable and link them to your monthly goals.

For example:

Write 2,000 words of my novel.

Read five chapter of On Writing.

Engage with more people on Twitter.

Finally, you need to write out three goals for today.

Once again, these need to be doable AND linked to your weekly goals.

For example:

Write 500 words for my novel.

Read one chapter of On Writing.

Reply to three random followers on Twitter.

And that’s it.

Now when you get to your ‘free’ time, rather than acting on a whim, consult your daily three and do one of them. It’s that simple.

Once you have the system set up it is easy to maintain.

Each morning you look at your three weekly goals and define three related and manageable tasks for that day.

Once a week (I do it on a Friday), look at your three monthly goals and set three weekly goals.

Finally, once a month look at your monthly goals and reassess them.

And that’s it.

This is the system I use to make sure that I don’t get swamped in the day-to-day rubbish of life and instead remain focussed on my goals.

It’s been super-duper as usual.

Gary Smailes

By janetaylor5
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Free copy of Fandango in the Apse!

***** Book Promotion *****

Fandango in the Apse!

is FREE to download from the Kindle store

on August 8th & 9th

To grab a copy from Amazon click here!

About the book

If you grow up being likened to the “Anti-Christ” by a mother with as much warmth as an artic glacier, it has to have some effect… right?  Shame, Katie Roberts didn’t realise that before she married serial womaniser Eddie Roberts, before she embarked on a clandestine affair with a catholic priest and definitely before she gave her heart to gorgeous commitment phobe, Robbie Collins.  If she had, then she might have been prepared when the past reared up to smack her squarely between the eyes.

            Now in the position of having to face up to the shambles she has made of her life, Katie formulates a plan, a perfectly ludicrous plan according to Alison, her best friend, but a plan nonetheless.  Will it work?  Katie hopes so.  And Robbie?  Well Robbie’s another matter altogether…

A few of the Amazon reviews

“This book is a delightful mix of laugh out loud and lump in the throat moments” – J Rowland

“A highly entertaining read that I would recommend to anyone” James B

“If you are looking for an entertaining read, then this is for you” – D Reaney

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By janetaylor5